I like making lists.

I had a bit too much time on my hands the other day and decided to make a list of things i like and things i do not like.

Likes

Puns: The #1 spot.
Water: I find it useful for a lot of things i do, like existing. I also need it to make tea.
Crunching Snow: It makes a good sound.
The word 'Pamphlet': I like saying it.
Talking to myself: I've decided to stop fighting it.


Dislikes

Soul Patches: I hate them like i hate AIDS.
Pigeons: I dislike pigeons a lot actually.
Tourists: They stand around with maps looking lost and are often also the following...
Slow walkers: They get in my way.
Being prodded.