Who said romance is dead?

Certainly not me.


The message above was found in my inbox along with the following, a letter from my soulmate..."Giggah".

You are extremely exquisite like the sun reflecting its rays upon the spring water pouring down the waterfall in The Mediterranean. Moreover, you remind me of our parternal heavenly father who has provided mankind all the earthly provisions to feel content. Furthermore, you are similar to an exquisite red rose being caressed by the sun and fresh breeze on a mid summers day in the countryside. In addition, you should be cherished and adored more than gold, silver, diamonds, crystals, pearls, rubees, energy and any other items composed on the planet earth. Giggah your admirer and sincere friend xxxx
P.S.
God is love. Are you still single? Can we mingle? I want to consume you like a pringle. Are you bilingual? Can I treat you to lunch and then the cinema? Am I boyfriend material? Do you like or dislike Giggah? Can we date? Can I possess your mobile number? Please don't hesitate to contact me on [no deleted]. Peace and tranquillity

Here he is!!



I especially like how "Giggah" refers to himself in third person. Also, his rhyming skills. It shows me he has poetic flair and an artistic soul. This is important to me.